As we clean our faces and remove our bibs, we remember the massacre that just occurred. Yes, we now have mulah. And what was the first thing we did. Spend twenty buckaroos at Panera on what we fondly refer to as the PLATE-O-GOD. This consists of the BreadBowl-o-Love and the Flesh-o-Jesus Sandwich and all bread remains intact. Now this would take the average human about 30 minutes to consume (with proper breath and conversation breaks included). But for the deux it took all of 3 and included only brief moans of ecstasy and soft gurgling as we choked down lemonade to create more room. This has moved into a whole new level of pathetic. We call it the UBER PATHETIC. But do we have any shame?
No
Au Revoir
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